21 SIGNS THAT YOU
HAD TOO MUCH OF THE 90'S
- You try to enter your password on the microwave.
- You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
- You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family
of 3.
- You e-mail your buddy
who works at the desk next to you to
ask: "Do you wanna go get a Coke?"; and he replies:
"Yeah, give me five mins"
- You chat several times a day with a stranger from South
America, but you haven't spoken to your next your neighbor
yet this year.
- Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that
they are not online.
- Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it
notes.
- You hear most of your jokes via email rather than in
person.
- When you go home after a long day at work you still answer
the phone in a business like manner.
When you make
phone calls from home, you automatically dial
a "9" to get an outside line.
- Your resume' is on a diskette in your pocket.
- You really get excited about a 1.7% pay increase.
- You know exactly how many days you've got left until you
retire.
- Free food left over from meetings is your staple diet.
- Being sick is defined as you can't walk or you're in the
hospital.
- You're already late on the assignment you just received.
- Your relatives and friends describe your job as
"works with computers".
- You only have makeup for fluorescent lighting.
.......AND THE
CLINCHERS ARE..........................
- You read this entire list and you keep nodding and
smiling.
- As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to
your
E-MAIL BUDDIES.
It crosses your mind that your "jokes group" may
have already seen this list but you don't have time to check so you forward it anyway.
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