The Inspection

There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected
his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad..

The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors
would change underwear occasionally.

The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"

The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced,
 "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you
 to change your underwear."

He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change
 with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz."
 

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

Someone may come along and promise "Change",
but don't count on things smelling any better.

                                           
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