DEMENTIA QUIZ
FIRST QUESTION:
YOU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN
A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE
THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT
POSITION ARE YOU IN?
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ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED
THAT YOU ARE FIRST,
THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY
WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE
SECOND PERSON AND YOU
TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE!
TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT
TIME.
NOW ANSWER THE SECOND
QUESTION,
BUT DON'T TAKE AS MUCH
TIME AS
YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST
QUESTION, OK?
SECOND QUESTION:
IF YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST
PERSON, THEN YOU ARE....?
(SCROLL DOWN)
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ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED
THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN YOU ARE.....
WRONG AGAIN. TELL ME
SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON??
YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT
THIS, ARE YOU?
THIRD QUESTION:
VERY TRICKY ARITHMETIC!
NOTE:
THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR
HEAD ONLY.
DO NOT USE PAPER AND
PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR.
TRY IT.
TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO
IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000 NOW ADD 30.
ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD
20. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000.
NOW ADD 10. WHAT IS THE
TOTAL?
SCROLL DOWN FOR THE
CORRECT ANSWER.....
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DID YOU GET 5000?
THE CORRECT ANSWER IS
ACTUALLY 4100...
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT,
CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR!
TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT
YOUR DAY, IS IT?
MAYBE YOU'LL GET THE LAST
QUESTION RIGHT... MAYBE...
FOURTH QUESTION:
MARY'S FATHER HAS FIVE
DAUGHTERS:
1. NANA, 2. NENE, 3. NINI, 4.
NONO, AND ???
2. WHAT IS THE NAME OF
THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?
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DID YOU ANSWER NUNU? NO! OF
COURSE IT ISN'T.
HER NAME IS MARY! READ
THE QUESTION AGAIN!
OKAY, NOW THE BONUS
ROUND,
I.E., A FINAL CHANCE TO
REDEEM YOURSELF:
A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO
A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH.
BY IMITATING THE ACTION
OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE
SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES
HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE PURCHASE IS DONE.
NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES
INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY A
PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW
DOES HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS?
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IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE
HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND
ASKS FOR IT...
DOES YOUR EMPLOYER
ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO THINK??
IF SO DO NOT LET THEM SEE
YOUR ANSWERS FOR THIS TEST!
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PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE
THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR
LIFE!
HAVE A NICE DAY, ONE AND
ALL.
