GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD:

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional...

2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while
     you're down there.

4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a
     rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody
     bothers to ask you the questions...

6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

8) Growing old is when you choose your cereal for the fiber,
     not the toy..

9) Wrinkles don't hurt.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.


SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . . . Not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 17 success is . . . Having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is . . . Having money.
At age 60 success is . . . Having money..
At age 75 success is . . . Having a drivers license.
At age 80 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 85 success is . . . Not piddling in your pants.
 

   
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