An elderly lady, returning to her car with shopping bags full, found four strange men in her car. She dropped the bags and drew her handgun from her purse. Pointing it at the intruders, she screamed at the top of her lungs for the scumbags to get out of the car. All four doors flew open, and the men scattered as fast as their legs could carry them.

Confident she had thwarted a crime and maybe saved her life, the lady put away her weapon, loaded the groceries in the trunk, and got in the car. It was only then that she realized her key did not fit the ignition. Her identical car was four spaces down the line.

When she drove to the police station to report her mistake, she saw four very pale victims reporting a carjacking by a mad elderly white woman. No charges were filled , and a good time was had by all the officers on duty...

Jim Andrews