Reading Bits Return
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.
A very attractive blonde lady comes in and wants to bet
$10,000 on a single roll of the dice. And she adds,
"I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that she takes off everything but her necklace and
rolls the dice while yelling, "Mama needs new clothes."
Then she yells, "YES, YES, YES!! I WON, I WON, I WON."
She begins jumping up and down and hugging both of the
dealers. Then she picks up her money and her clothes and
The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.
Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll, anyway?"
The other answers, "I don't know.
I thought YOU were watching."
Moral: Who said all blondes are dumb.